Yahoo! Health recently published this list of Paula Deen-style entrees that were just launched at some popular restaurant chains. This calorie-ridden catalog includes such fare as a burger with two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. We guess Friendly’s, the restaurant that created this dish, decided to skip the donuts.
“My friend Kim and I are fixing a burger that’s over the top…even for me!”
“It’ll make your tongue want to slap your brains out.”
“The two foods that are fixin’ to collide is sugar and mashed potatoes.”
“You know what I’m fixin’ to stuff next?”
“Oh my gosh, I love bread. I love crusty bread that I can pull apart and just slather that butter all down in the creases and everywhere it tore, you know?”
– Excerpt from Paula Deen’s Kitchen Wisdom and Recipe Journal
“It’s called a turducken. I’ve got a turkey, a duck, and a chicken.”
“I’m a mayonnaise girl. I even eat mayonnaise on my french fries if you believe that.”
Somehow, Paula, we don’t find that so hard to believe.
“I can’t stand a skimpy deviled egg.”
Paula, we all know you can’t stand a skimpy anything.
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