PaulaDeenisms

pauladeenisms — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 16:19:42 +0000

“I’m gonna start with 2 cups of sugar…I’m gonna add one cup of packed light brown sugar. I’m gonna add two-thirds a cup of white corn syrup. I’m gonna add two-thirds of a cup of butter – sounds delicious doesn’t it? And I’m gonna add one cup of heavy cream.”

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pauladeenisms — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 05:42:48 +0000

“I’m gonna take this piece of corn and I’m gonna take some mayonnaise on my paintbrush, and I’m just gonna slather that mayonnaise – y’all still with me? – I’m gonna just slather this corn with mayonnaise.”

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pauladeenisms — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 05:52:47 +0000

“I’m gonna add…what the heck, I think I’ll put a tablespoon of butter in it, just cause I saw the butter sitting back here! Can’t resist it!”

pauladeenisms — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 19:20:26 +0000

“We want to coat our cabbage in that seasoning…which is butter and bacon grease.”

pauladeenisms — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:53:02 +0000

“Some of us are spoon girls, and some of us are whip girls. So if you like a whip, by all means, pull out your whip and use that.”

Merry Christmas from PaulaDeenisms!

pauladeenisms — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 03:10:21 +0000

“The cheese and the butter has finally melted. Now I’m gonna take it off the heat, and I’m gonna pour this over two one-pound boxes of confectioners’ sugar.”

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pauladeenisms — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 20:39:41 +0000

“The first piece of pie is always the hardest to get out. That’s why I think I should always have the first piece of pie, cause if it comes out ugly, I can get rid of it before the guests know it.”

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pauladeenisms — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 23:22:15 +0000

“We’re just gonna drizzle it over those graham crackers.”

French vanilla pudding mixed with whipped cream serves as the center of this giant eclair. Watch Paula foodgasm as she tops this dessert off with its tantalizing chocolate icing.

pauladeenisms — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 23:25:40 +0000

“But you know what? The more cheese to me, the better.”

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pauladeenisms — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:42:19 +0000

“I’m your cook, not your doctor!”

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